MOM AF CHAPTER ONE: THE F*** TRIP TO CHICK-FIL-A

  CHAPTER ONE: THE F*** TRIP TO CHICK-FIL-A   6:20 AM:  Get the kids dressed & James out the door! FUUUCCCKKKK!!!!” I softly mouthed the obscenity, dragging it out for three seconds. My bare foot throbbed in pain. I didn’t see Rubble, one of my two-year-old son’s plastic Paw Patrol figurines, because I was